BeeegScaaawyCripple

best part of my education happened outside of class, in TA and office hours (or prepping for them). same with best part of my college years.

what’s your passive perception

bolani

i’m not sleeping

i have literally been taken apart and rebuilt (i stopped counting at 7 because that’s supposed to be a lucky number but more than that) times with weird lumps and shit. it’s fun.

burma shave

i’m already a monstrosity i just want to have some extra nubbins for freaking out the med students when they take me apart

No but I can draw you a shitty picture

I dunno like, I guess if someone got me a shitton of estrogen they been calling me gramps for 30 years

To use or to eat? Because I want boneless wings to use, and if I gotta pay my Trans homies gotta pay too

i’m sorry, i have a cold

your cat has a question for your international politics

you’ve been eating those spiders in your sleep

older

look the only two spells i need are transmute fart to fire and i already got that one and the other spell is jeff’s delicious feast. i’d probably kill myself with the first spell.

build me a submarine out of cheese! I always get hungry when i’m submarining and not! anymore!

thank you mighty wizard for casting dopamine.

so they had to sell to ai customers? what an idiot

excuse me a good leather boot can be for eat with enough boil. poverty comes for us all.

i don’t know what that says and that’s cooler