You’re a good 'un. Think we’ll keep you around. 👍

You have to realize American culture and society is one based on greed and selfishness. We’re bombarded with the philosophy that we should all be Rugged Individualists, or Got Mine, F@#k You. The Powers That Be think everything is transactional, and everything should have a monetary cost. Selfishness is a virtue, kindness is weakness, and empathy is for women and the weak. So, dump grandma in a nursing home with employees being paid $10 an hour, and go live your best life! YOLO!

That said, not all Americans are this, or believe these things, at least no consciously. But it’s all pervading in our culture.

“You got a problem, bud? Step into my office.”

Still light years better than Snyder.

Coin for the Coin God! Bucks for the Buck Throne!

My Revstar Standard Mark 2 guitar.

Especially those. Read or download the audio book of Anthony Bourdain’s biography. He goes into detail about it. RIP, Mr. Bourdain.

Please. Those cooks and chefs are high on very very high end coke.

Dude, you should already know the the service industry is the most debauched, depraved environment you can imagine. 99% of the people who work there are raging alcoholics and coke/meth addicts. There’s no way in hell I’d ever let any 17 year old female relative work at any restaurant. Period.

Blame the idiots who are buying short shorts again. Probably the same idiots who buy skinny jeans.

Yeah, I was too harsh.

It means a dude who is a loudmouth, likes to threaten people, and is a bully to compensate for an inferiority complex. A real asshole.

Blomkamp is better in every way. I think he got blacklisted because the money guys didn’t like his social commentary.

And yet people keep giving Snyder money to make movies for stupid teenage boys.

Prometheus should have had it’s stand-alone universe. They fucked up by bolting xenomorphs onto it, and all the baggage that came with them.

So edgy. You’re a real badass, bro.

“Meta IS NOT LISTENING TO YOUR CAMERA, MICROPHONE, OR NETWORK CONNECTIONS! REEEE!!”

Some guys never grow out of The Badass Persona that a lot of teenagers like to portray. It’s extremely annoying from a guy in his 50’s.

“Look, I don’t want to die. But I don’t want to be sure I’m going to live, either…”

Any experienced cat owner knows your cat is plotting to kill you. After all, that’s what cats do. If you eat the delicious fish in front of them, it just accelerates your demise