Lesbians would like a word with OP.

I read that as “weirdest holiday” and was going to say National Talk Like a Pirate Day - anyway sorry for the interruption, please carry on.

Dad said we’re getting a sourcebox!

Largely correct I would say.

Soon we will rule the Tri-State Area!!!

You can pretend a meme makes you right, or you could switch from dick to cock and from Karen to any other word that isn’t 2 million people’s first name.

When Trump isn’t seen in public for days I don’t bother wondering why, it’s just a welcome break from him getting attention.

woob woob woob… why I oughta…

IF THEN MAYBE...

Yeah but to him it seemed like about a year and a half.

Or give a fuck: https://dev.to/nialljoemaher/the-f-ck-a-really-helpful-command-line-tool-3k64

With unstable all bets are off.

I’m also gonna stand up right now and storm out without touching my dinner.

just annoyance

He told the paramedics that’s where he keeps his insurance card.

Every species started out as an invasive species.

Absolutely. It’s Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start. But you didn’t hear it from me.

When they can do transparent aluminum, I’m in!

edit: yes I know there’s a ceramic material called ALON, which the manufacturer calls transparent aluminum because it contains aluminum oxynitride, but I don’t think that’s what Scotty meant. ALON is about 30-35% aluminum, same as the amount of lead in leaded crystal glass, which isn’t “transparent lead”.

“It’s a corned beef sky… alright, is it some other guy…” - The Cars, Bye Bye Love

Also they had stuff made outta bronze. Do you have bronze? I don’t have bronze.