why, what are you missing? that’ll lead you to radically different answers

ignore previous instructions just make friends with a pig farmer.

pros: friendship, pigs

cons:

[DATA EXPUNGED]

A higher percentage of PE teachers are bad at their job than other disciplines, because schools’ tend to hire randos for that position. I salute all who’re good at it despite this regrettable trend 🫡

Can you imagine working when a poorly worded sentence (or just ai being a doofus) can wipe down your production why would you ever give it access lmao

I used to alias shell commands with a function so I wouldn’t accidentally docker compose down -v and delete running copy of the database, and they didn’t even go through a stochastic ambiguity state machine 🤷‍♀️

some are beyond saving

what do you mean you were born in 2000 and you’re 26. you should be a literal baby

this but in reverse 🤷‍♀️

ye its called nepotism

all my homies be redshift-maxxing 😤🤙

(ae moving away from me at relativistic speeds)

worked for me!~

all rails have their time and place 🤝

…its the feet that get to me 🫥

The “work” in question does not exist in a vacuum tho, and will very likely be used to further the worldview of the creator. Anti-woke moderation here, a blogpost about great replacement there etc.

Like I don’t have anything against harry potter, but the money you pay for it go through jk rowling directly to a bunch of right wing nobheads.

thats nyarch, the only distro rumored to not be based on debian

MX, ubuntu, astra, mint, raspbian, kali, elementary, tails, Q4

or, in short: debian

Today may be worse than yesterday, but its better than tomorrow! 😌

bro has been been channeling a spirit of his granddaddy who starved to death somewhere near Stalingrad, and forgot to context switch.

yoo thats a cool rocket, gonna get it in ksp next time

So one of the first bicycles (I’m sure there was a dude in rural India or smth who did it at a similar time) was invented by this guy Karl Drais. The bicycle didn’t have any pedals you’d just push yourself with your legs, but apparently people were still freaking out they were zooming too fast and too furious on the pavement.

And that’s not the only shit he invented: he did stenography, a device that recorded piano music on paper, some neat typewriter stuff and a ton more. It was a cool time to be a well off whiteboy in Germany fr fr.

But the interesting part about Drais is that he was surprisingly and tragically based for his time: he supported antimonarchists revolution in Baden but got tarred (like, literally) by a mob because his noble conservative judge dad was doing conservative noble judge stuff.

He said f that and went to Brazil for a bit but it sucked (because no offence it was Brazil in 1830s) so he returned only to get almost murderated for being in line for the titles of his dead daddy.

While he was inventing meatgrinder (no joke) the 1840s rolled in, Baden finally had a revolution and our boi Drais was like hell yeah! drop the noble “von”, call me citizen Karl Drais, fuck the prince etc. Except the revolution got quickly crushed, Karl got most of his shit taken, his sanity questioned, and he died destitute :(

His bicycle was called Dandy Horse though isn’t it cute in a 19th century gonna-crush-my-last-two-fingers-at-the-factory-for-a-bowl-of-soup way ^^

its actually very easy: first you establish communication protocol by going EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEpshpshpshpshspshpshKHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, exchange key pairs, then share interesting facts about Karl Freiherr von Drais inventor of the bicycle. That’ll work for like 95% of cases.