NoIWontPickAName

I may have lost everything else, but I won on minimum wage and abortion.

I guess that will have to be my bellwether

Wait… you’re not washing your asshole are you?

You can’t be having fingers near your butt, same with wiping

Sliced bread is like a store bought tomato, once you’ve had the homegrown/baked version, you are fucked.

What?

I can kind of figure out the dildo thing by context and comments, but not the scene.

Someone wanna help me out?

He’ll either only do it once or forevermore

If only one did I would be

Yep. :(

I see people say to support the creators, but how many people actually do?

The million in cash inside the suitcase of the car with the locked trunk

So how does everyone know about the money?

Take that shit and sell it to someone who hasn’t experienced it

Said as someone who has never had to deal with it

Nah, that one is a decoy.

Why does a whisk work better than a stick blender?

So what?

What’s the world bank going to do if the countries decide not to pay back the loan?

It’s just stupid for the countries to even pay it back

Bring back Pluto!!!

That’s just a hook and line, there’s no bait on there

I still dont

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