I don’t have a god… Wait, Buffalo Wild Wings?

Wait, whose god?

It’s already happened, we’re the sacrifice…

He’s so far underground…

You’ve just described every enterprise who allows Linux in their environment.

Nobody likes Apple. They’re just afraid to say they don’t.

I taught my older daughter to drive a manual car and I really wish I had a reasonable manual car to teach my younger daughter. She will learn, but it will be like driving a tank. Not the most fun.

Your hate towards manual transmissions is exactly why it’s now an anti-theft device. If the thieves don’t show to drive it, it won’t be stolen.

My oldest daughter is trying to buy a manual transmission car now. It’s very hard to find…

Crimes. Literally crimes.