Probably something like the Jeremy Bearimy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFm9ClqlGuo

If you don’t like videos, don’t watch videos.

How about letting those of us who enjoy video content, to continue to enjoy video content.

This shouldn’t be a “I don’t like it, so no one else should get it” situation. That’s some selfish bullshit.

If they don’t included tracking, recording, spying, and advertising, they’re premium at this point.

Fixed battery and removal of headphone jack and SD card slots were 1000% anti-consumer practices designed to cost you more money and make your device lifespan as short as possible. I don’t see the battery problem going away - why enable your phone to last twice or three times as long when they can just force you to have to buy a new device when the battery is shot? At least we got our card slots and jacks back (mostly).

I am also salty that phones USED to have IR blasters and they don’t anymore. IR LEDs cost next to nothing, another feature that was amazing but thrown away to save 5c per unit.

I’ve had more than one place tell me “we only take reservations through the app” when calling. It’s not for lack of effort, for many.

1891 Cookie scientists: What if we classify this, instead of as cookie, as “fruit and cake”?

2024: Loophole finally exercised.

Here’s a comprehensive and up to date list of failed deliveries, so far.

https://elonmusk.today/

It was active for about 3 months, until she broke the screen. I replaced her device and put the phone on the shelf. I replaced the screen and digitizer a year later when I needed a spare handset and they told me “it had never been on network” and was ineligible for being unlocked. Which is bullshit because the phone was bought and paid for at the time I purchased it in a box at the store with a prepaid card. As far as I’m concerned, straight talk still owes me 200$. Even if the phone was NEVER activated, I still own it outright, making it mine to do with what I please.

Not always true, I bought a smart talk phone for my kid and the phone was paid in full at the time of purchase. It’s still carrier locked 5 years later because they say “it wasn’t in service for x amount of time and therefore isn’t eligible”. I even reported this to the FCC, opened a case, and they did fuckall and closed the report.

Do it. I dare ya. Keep digging. It’s fun watching the hole get deeper while you disappear into the darkness.

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This brings them to about mid 90’s tech… They’ll be able to make microwave ovens, tamagotchis, and a counterfeit N64 that runs a game called “Mushroom Plumber 3D”

This was when BTC was like 5 cents and no one had learned this lesson yet.

Still looking for that backup of that disk with my bitcoin wallet from the early days… sadly probably gone forever.

I’d eat it again. It was good. Just weird.

Thing with the weirdest flavor, or flavor of the weirdest thing?

Thing with the weirdest flavor: Durian. Fucking gross. Ate it by accident (was in a dish I ordered). It tasted exactly like papaya or mango soaked in mop bucket water for 2 days.

Flavor of the weirdest thing: Probably Escargot. That was garlic and snail flavored.

FastIron, NOS, PowerCLI, BASH, PowerSHell, esxcli, ComWare, Enterasys/Extreme, enough of MSSQL, Python, C++ to be dangerous

The first garbage album I ever bought. I agree with this. Along the same lines, I think Chumbawamba’s Tubthumper comes to mind. Besides “Tubthumpin” (I get kocked down), the rest of the album is actually really solid and still a good listen today.

Oh, things are way better now than they were back then. I’d still confirm via documentation that the interfaces are compatible :)