SadLuther@lemmy.kya.moetoAsklemmy@lemmy.ml•Wife's out of town for the weekend and I want to get into some debauchery, any suggestions?
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6 months agoYEEEEEE LEZZ GOOOOOO
YEEEEEE LEZZ GOOOOOO
And bits of dried pizza cheese.
it’s better to exist than not exist.
I mean, that’s a pretty big assumption…and I’m not sure I agree with it!
I applaud you, sir Gigachad, on bearing the noble burden of carrying your shopping in a backpack. I’ve been there, and it’s not very comfortable.
Great detail on your strategy, too. Though I think I’d rather avoid panicking for time to pack. It’s either the leisurely self-checkouts for me, or if on the unavoidable occasion I have to directly interact with another human being, simply speedrunning IRL Tetris with the button-press sequence already etched into my mind.