Sal

So what you’re saying is that if I touched that in the wrong manner I’d get blown across the room?

God damn that rat wants the pipe huh.

Wait so this is like one mistake away from turning that stickman into a fried stickman?

I just read on the article about how all the “tesla influencers” are refusing to comment on news media and instead insisting they only talk about it on Twitter.

Couldn’t be more manufactured consent if they tried.

Means we have all the time in the world to turn it against them, then!

Maybe this will actually make politicians flip their opinion on AI… lmao

Elon has enough fuck-you money to pay off anyone who would’ve complained.

I hope this is the beginning of the end for AI.

Cool, how do I uninstall it day one?

lmfao

Surprise surprise, when the CEO is a Nazi, Nazis think it’s free eats!

Eh, I wouldn’t be concerned about something like that if I lived in the US, here tho having a hoodie and no pants is the telltale sign of some dude up to no good. Hell, the last time some dude tried stealing bikes from our apartment building and we caught him in the act he was actually wearing an orange hoodie and shorts lmao

I’m Brazilian and live in a hot coastal city, so I usually pay attention to people wearing hoodies at weird times of the day. Bonus points if they’re wearing a hoodie and shorts (it usually mean that guy is concealing something in it, if the guy was actually cold they wouldn’t be wearing shorts).

I also tend to be kinda annoyed at people with christian stickers on their cars.

Google trying its best to destroy adblockers and adblockers going “lmao low diff” is sooooo entertaining.

I mean all that I ask really is for people to know the meaning and where those terms came from, not just repeat them like it’s some sort of trendy thing to say.

Gen Z appropriating AAVE and turning it mainstream is probably one of the most annoying things I have to deal with as a black person. Like, yeah, I shouldn’t gatekeep language, but can they at least give credit?

People really put the faith of the entire American space program on Elon. It would be funny if it wasn’t so stupid.

This is literally just banning AAVE in class. That teacher probably thinks she’s an anti-racist “ally”.

I think there’s a combination of teenage angst and MAYBE uh. Anti-natalist sentiment. You should probably check if he’s going to forums related to that.

I feel like I should bring back this timeless Tumblr post. I do not want internet on any of my appliances, and nobody should.