A small and cute goat in a petting zoo. You get fed and you can headbutt people and kids to oblivion while everyone thinks it’s cute.

I invoke the frenchies of jlai.lu instance!

(Shared there so they might come and answer)

Sacrebleu ! Voilà mon ennemi juré. Notre combat sera épique 💪

I tried to bankrupt the US of A by having token paid by their taxes. But it refuse to answer legitimate frog language questions about the best croissant.

Merde

I shall ask if there is a government program or agency for classifying the best croissant and bakery across the US, for food safety reasons, obviously.

No, it’s more like “Hue (without the H), Euh, Eff, Eee”

I’m not good at describing sounds…

In French we just say UEFI.

(ok without joke, we say it letters by letters, they all sound different)

Entering the school is a bit annoying but you don’t need anything else besides having a brain and resisting stress. Not knowing if you will succeed is stressful but that goes for any school, and this one is paying you to attend it, not the other way around.

The workload is easy, I’m at the EU airways crossroads and working ATC is easy, I feel like I’m always on days off and I work less than 5h a day. Honestly it’s one of the best career you can do besides being rich and not working.

Maybe it’s because I’ve been doing that for more than a decade so it’s natural now.

And mostly, Europe isn’t FAA, I can’t tell for them but from what I’ve read it’s a shit show over there.

Seems better yes, in EASA airspace ATC is around 100k when starting your career and 220k near retirement.

I bet FAA is within those numbers.

In Switzerland that’s less than a rent in “large cities”.

For the cantons (regions) that have a minimum wage, this minimum is at 4000 and while possible, living at 4000/months in Geneva or Zurich is considered poverty. You can do it but it’s a constant fight to find low prices and save money, it’s survival, not living.

Ironic that a non American metric shit ton of those AI posts are made by foreigners living in Muslim countries (or not). They do that because hate brings views and views bring money.

So the old Bob and Sarah are sharing AI slop made by an Indi or Muslim dude on another continent that they’re unable to place on a map.

Ah the famous lay and admire toilet.

For the last 20 years I’ve been eating only once a day (working shifts) so I’m trying to reintroduce a breakfast other than coffee with milk.

To facilitate it I’m trying the “everything smoothie” with milk, banana, cereal, protein, frozen fruits.

Lunch: water

Dinner: The everything rice with vegetables and chicken or fish.

its heavy and fun to hold

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I’ve just fallen on the floor randomly, I blame you.

My wenis is ok tho.

WTF is wrong with people, can’t they just fucking mind their own business, look elsewhere for a 30 second scene in an Hollywood movie. Everything available on the IFE is fair game.

Star Guitar by the Chemical Brothers.

Since then I need to have perfect synchronization between sound and sight, I’d love to have the real world in sync with the music I’m listening to. It would be my own personal musical.

Air traffic controller. A shit ton of money for a shit ton of days off and holidays.

My highest degree is from the aviation school so it’s kinda useless outside of aviation.

Same for my pilots friends, none of them went to university/college but rather straight to flying school after the mandatory diploma you pass at around eighteen (Baccalauréat in France).

It is great but the downside is that if we want to change careers we can only become business owners (aka, create our own jobs) because nobody wants us and we don’t accept their “real world” shitty work conditions.

I want what they are having at the Palais de l’Élysée (the French presidential house).

A huge table of the best of French food made by awesome chefs, from starters to desserts.

Wait what? There is a Cœur D’Alene in Idaho?

Now I’m curious and wonder how you guys try to pronounce that very French name (with a strong R at the end of cœur)

Edit: I watched some videos and most of the people seemed to say “core da lane” with a different emphasis on lane. And one fella saying “coor d’alane”

In French it’s Coeur like beurre, and Alène like À laine. Anyway, it’s cool to have a place named “heart of” something