𝕊𝕞𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕞 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕔

Bee movie was a documentary

There are links that use a specific “edge” link type that you can’t assign to other browsers without admin access. So if it’s a work computer you’re kinda boned

Everyone’s saying “get solar” which is cool and all,

But the focus should be: hehe blue titty

What a wise family. I think there are people out there who have both

Especially with their mobile browser! They do a good job of actually keeping up with user feature requests and error reports.

That title text got me lmao

Snake eater is genuinely one of the best games ever made, and it deserved a remake.

Oh shit I actually forgot how little water types there are in this specific gen, I was thinking more national Dex.

You’re absolutely right about it being very useful in this generation and region

I hope Juan and Greg are happy knowing that they aided you in finishing the Dex. And yeah Milotic is a bitch to catch and is generally only for Dex completion. Abilities kinda suck and stats aren’t worth all the effort

Juan and Greg are excellent names for the legendaries.

I will not let you consider this pity! This is praise of your skills whether you like it or not!

We’re pushing you to keep going! Well done!

I think RFK can be convinced to believe that Windex has amazing health benefits, so this might be your chance!

That’s the issue! I’m not saying Balatro is gambling in any sense, I’m just saying that people incorrectly perceived it that way due to the connection to poker.

The line between banning loot boxes and banning games like Balatro is a very fine one, with a need to specify that what is being banned is monetary transactions to access lottery pools.

That kind of accuracy and genuine intent is not what is currently present in lawmaking in most countries.

I hope I’m wrong about this, but I don’t think I am.

Volunteer Nazis or volunteer pissers?

I’m not volunteering, I just think Nazis who volunteer to be pissed in will be happier after getting their fulfillment (literally)

CAN. U. GET. PREGANTÉ?

This hit me today, an update just rolled out internationally for Xiaomi phones to give them a new “AI assistant”. If anyone has received the update I would recommend checking that it is disabled immediately. It thankfully isn’t enabled by default though.

We are all dumbasses in one way or another