I do this to my silicon vendor. I apparently made some people’s lives very uncomfortable for a good while this past year after I decompiled some of their binary blobs.

Laziness

You just beat me to it! Still got my slide rule in my desk, right next to the digital calipers.

I’m not a robot, but I keep getting accused of being one.

I wonder how many it will take until we get universal healthcare.

Haskell isn’t scary, it’s just redundant.

Oof ouch owie

Legal smeagol. When the legal system (jury box) fails us, time to move on to the next box.

And commies

It’s even in Ask Lemmy now

I don’t know, but I fucking love it.

If you’ve got a problem with it, I suggest watching some more Star Trek.

I don’t think it was meant to be.

Maybe, but I’d rather not feed the bullshit fad.

Yeah, that’s not suspicious at all

Why are you assuming I’d be dumb enough to use post-1980 currency?

$1MM to 1980, invested into Apple.

Amazon stopped being able to deliver working products in 2016

God dammit I was five minutes late

THEY CREATED A DEPARTMENT NAMED AFTER A MEME COIN

You can’t see the C one because it went by too quickly.