I don’t like wanting to eat myself constantly
I don’t like wanting to eat myself constantly
Yeah, what’s her problem? She’s got, like, two other kids.
Really, it’s about time
That’s a goosefish.
Imagine tanks full of highly volatile combustible fluids on fire in the middle of the ocean 🫨
They did you a favor
No; I am the evil clone.
I interviewed a candidate this morning and kept a running gag going through the whole hour. Both he and my shadow interviewer seemed to appreciate my attempt to keep the process light-hearted.
Why stop there? Anyone that requires any help of any kind from any other person should be immediately executed. We’re rugged individualists, not a bunch of socialist pussies!
I wouldn’t really characterize fourteen years as “decades.”
I keep my electrons in little bottles called “batteries.” When I need photons, I cause some electrons to pass through a photodiode.
No need to imagine, I’ve done it myself!
Are you the wasp whisperer? The wasperer?
Well if there’s a baseball cap and bowling shoes and tennis bracelets then there’s surely some sort of attire unique to that activity
They ALWAYS try that shit. They never don’t. I keep receipts and photos.