An alien invasion couldn’t possibly make things worse.

Or be a really shitty copper merchant

I agree that the wordplay is more fun, but it paints marshmallows in a negative light, which doesn’t really track.

Were you trying to say “harsh their mellow?”

If you’ve got locals there, ask them next time you visit! I couldn’t tell you where I’ve gotten slices there, as it’s been a while, but it’s always been under the guidance of a local.

NY crust is closer to Neapoliton, so I’m not sure what the problem is.

Can confirm dbzer0 is full of nutters.

No, not on balances immediately after the time of purchase, but on balances that remain unpaid after a statement’s due date.

Directly from the page you linked:

Credit card issuers charge interest on purchases only if you carry a balance from one month to the next.

Thanks for proving my point, I guess.

WTF is “Chicago style thin crust?” Or have you mixed that city up with St. Louis?

If what you’re looking for in a pizza is bread, sounds like you’d prefer Sicilian.

Seems you missed the implied use of a credit card in my comment.

Only when they insist upon being this obtuse.

And there are so many solutions available to them.

Guess they’d better learn how to add numbers, then.

Apparently, since they were no longer able to pay off their purchases immediately.

No, because there isn’t a statement yet.

Neither is the moon

It would be a lot brighter if you opened up the aperture

But … it’s clearly illuminated

Rizzputin?

Oh sure, you get up votes when you say it