Referring to my job as an escape room from now on

It’s a hot take, but it’s also objectively the correct opinion

Want is thousands?

Because you were twelve

Finally, the recognition I deserve

He was running better OPSEC than the morons in charge.

That’s probably why you lose at poker, too.

RIP

jesus christ

What’s that even supposed to mean

I like caravans better.

Take your meds, Donnie.

Take your meds, Donnie.

No, I was clearly thinking of parentheses when I wrote it, so you should have said them when you said it.

Take your meds, Donnie.

Maybe juuuuust shy of obnoxious.

Did you mean to type “miles squared?”

Oh, you’re just off your meds again.

Nope, forty-nine.

See?

You are mother has?

And even then, I found a cat in my last neighborhood that was a dead ringer for one of our black cats. Which was very confusing the first time he appeared into different places at the same time.

Looks good to me