Why do the worst games produce the most amazing reviews?

Isnt this how you get crowdstrike? I feel like this is how you get crowdstrike.

Thank you for explaining it. I was trying to find Sadam Hussain.

Hmmm…

Eh, that’s pretty normal for a patent.

I thought red was automatic transmission fluid?

Some people say Skyrim has the best horses, but I say it’s Forestry Simulator 2017

I’m not sure I can handle $75,000 per year, do you think that 30 day free trial would be long enough to pull this plan off?

Wait, what do you mean x3, y2, and x37 are not good variable names?

I don’t know whether we would have ever gotten the absolute brilliance that is Turg if proper customization weren’t available.

I love how comically oversized that ladle is for the pot, and honestly the entire kitchen. It reminds me of the 3 foot potato smasher I accidentally ordered several years ago.

Hey you, you’re finally awake.