why would a modern vehicle be powered by an internal combustion engine? Surely they’d run on electricity instead, which is cheaper and more reliable and more powerful?

if your gf can’t go vrum vrum what’s the point? are you a girl? REAL men want their spouses to belch smoke at passing cyclists.

“GOD DAMNIT IT’S A SCARECROW AGAIN”

even the fucking LLMs can’t be arsed to do any work, i guess that makes sense if they’re trained on humans who immediately merrily replaced themselves…

i decided to learn crochet, and you know what it’s remarkably fucking similar in some ways
computing did arise from looms, so this is quite poetic

now i want a game featuring a magical “vice of holding”, and it’s just a completely mundane vice made of mithril.

You need an “OG motorola razr” to USB-C adapter, and you’ll have a normal A-to-C cable

sub? dom?? switch???
This is like deep-sea fish talking about whether they prefer hiking or track running.

get SPUN idiopt

he is, i mean obviously no one would willingly move to the US.

cum-p-ass-ion

if you work in IT, please change career paths as quickly as possible

“oh god it’s got frenchmen”

yo’rue*

funnily i keep getting sync errors, but i’ve never lost any data, so that’s neat

people also smoked to a heroic degree back then, which seems to make you age like twice as quickly…

It generally works fine with my desktop, though depending on the alignment of the planets it sometimes just… forgets it was hibernated? and boots like normal…

remember to thank the EU for mandating USB C as the modern standard, thus saving hours of wasted time from flipping it around 13 times until you’ve cycled through all the pocket dimensions and can finally plug it in.

important detail: it’s not actually a klein bottle because a true klein bottle can only exist in 4 spatial dimensions.
In our reality we can only make “projections” of klein bottles, hence why it intersects itself. A proper 4D klein bottle wouldn’t intersect itself, instead it’d be sort of equivalent to a mobius strip.

I ain’t happy, i’m feeling glad