Get an annoyatron and put it in the ceiling above their desk.

What is an annoyatron, you may ask? It’s a tiny little device that beeps or chirps. That’s it. But it beeps at random several minute intervals like a dying smoke detector over it’s battery’s lifetime. Which can last over 3 years…

Not new indeed. Kinda reminds me of old Nextel phones that you would put a little LED on the antenna and it would blink from the EMI when sending and receiving data.

Or charge/jump the 12V battery without having to remove the body panels.

So… Let me get this straight… The satellites burning up are essentially creating aluminum chemtrails that my mother-in-law keeps going on about?

If I were to harbor a guess, that movie you watched was Stand By Me. The leech scene as a kid freaked me out too.