When he dies you’re gonna miss that shit. I’d reccomend saving a couple of those voicemails.

Stupid questions.

Neither is gravity. What’s your fucking point?

More tires?

Gimmie a couple more stomach chambers and I will.

Lol, lookin’ like a Minecraft character.

I knew there’d be at least one of you twats in this thread.

They contributed greatly to the invention of search engines.

That’ll work perfectly with the contacts I already have saved.

“Survival preppers” lol. My year worth of food and water made the pandemic extremely un stressful for me. I did miss toilet paper tho.

they means

Lmao

Jesus! Do you have a Butler to wipe your ass for you too?

Obviously not, I said they work.

My fridges and washing machines plug into the wall and work when I press the GO button. That’s the end of it. I resist “smart” things like the plague.

Coup. COUP! It’s not a fucking chicken house!

They probably could have determined this without beheading the poor critter.

Nice! What’s the car?

That’s not how you spell l33t. You fucking n00b.

Oops! Dyslexia lol. My bad.

SPIC lmao. They might want to rethink that acronym.