Found the senior developer.

It’s never the speeder at fault, it’s always those damn {politicians, cops, other drivers, cameras} who are wrong.

Yeah, in a world where we are short of drivers and they are hiring questionable people, they are looking for reasons to fire you.

Doubly funny if OP is American, where you simply don’t need reasons to fire people.

Poisoning is an illness, so technically…

Apt

It was DNS.

Tja

Auch beim Kabinett, schlimmer geht immer…

Icelanders too

If you have to ask…

Could even be a rhinomisu.

Fucking AI, stealing the jobs of hard working meme-ers worldwide.

If you can’t see it, it can’t be pink, unicorn or Pegasus.

I thought you have the NHS (and European style sick leave).

If it’s invisible it can’t be pink.

American detected.

Another example: gears. You have a small wheel moving a large wheel trading speed for torque (or vice versa).

Yes, that guy. If you compare it to the guy getting children addicted to gambling and manipulating elections, or to the guy destroying workers rights and manipulating the press, or to the guy firing half of the federal workers while doing the Nazi salute, changing the name of a project or a frivolous lawsuit here and there is the least of our concerns.

Why? I get that the company is awful, but the database is quite good, isn’t it?

It’s also basically free compared to a mountain of gold. But xen and proxmox and virt-manager and a bunch of others can be really free.