was trying to forget how cool Amos was (and those biceps…) Amos was a giant (violent towards assholes) teddy bear.

My favorite part of the series is James Holden’s response to being put in charge of everything at the end. the biggest “fuck you in particular” of the entire series.

I can be very specific: Jamaica Hospital June 14th 1946

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funny cause nazis and pedophiles on reddit don’t get banned.

nuked my reddit account by telling reddit moderators that eventually every last pedophile account holder on reddit would be held accountable for their actions. got permanently banned for “threatening to kill reddit moderators” with police action “promised”. way to admit that reddit mods are pedophiles.