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  • Oh look, we’ve found a security ‘researcher’. Mad that your job only consists of making other people’s job harder?

    Try the DMV, that’s also a great place to work where you can inflict misery on others.

    Valuable zero days aren’t exposed. They’re sold. If someone wants your data they will get it. HTTPS means nothing except huge amounts of wasted CPU cycles and energy.





  • Because I have reasonable views about security drawbacks? That when I see a vulnerability, I also look at the whole situation and decide if that’s an acceptable risk, rather than screaming “Security issue!” at the top of my lungs and pretending that patching this one vulnerability somehow makes a difference when there’s always another found the next week??

    Security isn’t free, it costs us by making it harder to get work done. “Security researchers” only know how to cover their ass. I can do that without their shrieking cries of wolf.









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    4 months ago

    If you remain perfectly still, you’ll stop sinking at your waist

    I’m not sure you understand buoyancy. Floating objects float, they don’t sink no matter how much thrashing about. And while quicksand is denser than water, it’s still not dense enough to float a human at their waist, it’s actually around their chest.

    Nobody dies from drowning in quicksand. Ever. It’s always dehydration/fatigue.