The creation and destruction of universes is left as an exercise to the reader

You can get one in gnome too, via a plugin/extension (forgot the correctname for it)

Nothing because I’m taking the stairs

This does sound a bit conspiracy-ish, but they do have a point. Whether it’s intentional or not is debatable, but it sure is convenient for corpos

Same. I get a big smile on my face every time I read bad news about windows :)

what the fuck

Life is just a phase.

I lost the game :(

Ah yes, something being broken because of your previous attempt to fix it.
That’s a certified classic.

A Bluetooth controlled butt plug that runs Arch? 😩

The tests wouldn’t even run of that was the issue, pretty sure (depends on the language I suppose)

Lenght or width wise?