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Dare I ask for more context lol

I love eating pussy

😭

🤣

Famous as AMOS

I had two middle aged coworkers the other day talking about how it was staged. I should have showed them both this today. But I didn’t want to engage lol.

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That’ll really milk the ol’ prostate for ya’!

Seems legit

In case no one gets it, the context is it used to be an expression, along the lines of:

Gas, Grass or Ass, Nobody Rides for Free

Cystoscopies are great fun

Get more sleep

Unbearlievable

The important thing is that you believe there was a study ;p

Dookie is such a classic

I think roosters are typically a little tougher, although still could be eaten. Maybe there’s a recipe to follow to soften them up, brining the meat or something I don’t know

Eli5 lol

peels open container of dollar store fig newtons

I could use less on my butt and more on my head