take off, eh?

gooses with bump causing diseases

Fungus amongst us is not necessarily a good thing

More fart and shit jokes. Very bonding stuff

What you said and also people who suck their fingers while or after eating something. I’m no murderer but sometimes it seems justifiable to me

Really? Cause I’ve seen several dogs just scarf down a steaming of shit at least 3 times. I’ve never seen a small dog chow down on a steaming pile of shit. So maybe it’s the medium sized dogs like a Labrador or an Irish Setter(the last one scarfed up shit like it was ice cream)

I get queasy very easily, almost to the point of vomiting, so dogs eating piles of shit is one of the reasons I don’t want to own one. I could never truly love a dog after seeing it scarf down a steaming pile of shit. I do like dogs that I haven’t seen eat a pile of shit though

Isn’t it just Bing with privacy? Or do they use their own tweeks or something? It’s what I use nowadays since google never finds anything i search for

explosive diarrhea

nice cock

lol, 40 dates and 40 albums at the age of 102. Way to go Ian!

Back in the 90’s, I saw them play and Ian Anderson was rolling around in a wheel chair on stage with a broken leg. I’m convinced the man won’t stop playing until his death

Laziness has some obscure advantages

Blair Witch Project. From the little I remember from the very little I played it, the objective was to kill stick things. So bad

Think I’m going to stock up on gas and then sell door to door

Well, as a Gen Xer, WHY THE FUCK ARE THOSE FUCKING KIDS ON MY FUCKING LAWN? THERE IS NO REASON FOR THEM TO BE ON MY LAWN! WHY WHY WHY!!!

if you ban them from dancing, there are going to be a lot of rebellious movies that get made.

Dwarf Fortress

It’s OK to be wrong

Eddie Vedder drinks his share of wine on stage but I’m not sure if he’s shitfaced. I think it would be hard to tell given his style of singing(i very much like his singing, not bashing him).