As someone wearing Adidas warm ups with a cat on my lap, I feel seen.

At some point, yeah.

Edit: I’m sorry, I didn’t see the terminal window because I’m just now having coffee. The joke is better than my morning confusion. My regret is as full as the security line at the airport.

It was based on a true story of statelessness. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mehran_Karimi_Nasseri

The real story is much less clear cut and filled with mental health issues.

Guy is in an airport when his country goes through a coup and changes names. So his passport is no longer recognized. Can’t leave thr airport, cant call the embassy for help because everyone there was part of the old government. Stuck in a way no one had ever thought of before.

IRL guy was expelled from Iran and his papers that let him live in Europe were “stolen.”

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The curling iron nice way of saying “don’t stick this hot thing in you.”

Plants have an amazing variety of ways to defend themselves. Thorns. Chemical warfare. Being really fucking big.

You think plants spent 1.2 billion years on earth and didnt adapt to predation?

Ok, well, if I eat butter, I will be more delicious to bears and wolves. Doesn’t make butter somehow a problem.

Yes, but you get that, PLUS you get Google’s invasive surveilance. Rather than using the default Andoid app to track who you talk to, they can do it with iphones.

Read the TOS. They tell you.

https://fi.google.com/about/tos/#google-fi-privacy-notice

Google does Google stuff with your data, and shares it with any Alphabet entities they want. Which means it gets sold and traded like any other data. Sure “not your name” but data enough to 100% identify you, fore sure.

I genuinely worry about Picard Maneuver and Lady Butterfly. What of one of them got hit by a car!?

I feel seen.

Yo, I just set a Dell Inspirion 4600 out on the curb. Free! No HD. It’ll run Linux.

People raved about A Heartbreakimg Work of Staggering Genius for a while. 100% boring meh. Some guy has normal feelings and I have to pay like $17 to find out?

Typically for me, it’s more a matter of someone’s kids taking them from hanging out to needing everything planned weeks in advance. So I have friends that live in my phone but that i see IRL rarely.

Right? This map is so weird.

Maybe so. I checked against Italian and it wasn’t that. Occidentale would be “Western” in Spanish and “West” in French, so tjat tjrew me off.

But as others said, no translation of “New”?

Is…is the map trolling us?

Ooooh… Well, that’s not as bad as I imagined, but… Eh, give it 5 years and they’ll be back to having shows. That’s what they were known for.

It’s translated into French it looks like.

Did you not notice “Virginia Occidental”?

Aw, did they enshitify too?

Not seeing any of the following:

Friends in Low Places - Garth Brooks

Country Roads - John Denver

Forever and Ever - Randy Travis

Total Eclipse of the Heart - Bonnie Tyler

This is a phenomenal list.

If you or the host use Karafun, you can drop the key an octave when selecting. In which case Let It Go from Frozen is a solid crowd pleaser and might be in your range.