That’s just crazy talk. You’ll never create a blackhole moneypit that manages to keep you a billionaire that way.

Pfft. You and your logic and reason.

I’ve sold AI systems to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook! And by gum it put them on the map!

What that guy said

I invented a fake bubonic plague that produces most of the pain and suffering but doesn’t actually kill anyone and is completely voluntary.

Where’s my parade?!

I understood this comic.

Well. Most of it.

AI for you!

We can only hope

Ironically because his grandfather refused to serve in WWI for Germany he fled to Canada to run a whorehouse before trying to slink back into Germany where he was promptly kicked the fuck out so he came to America and that’s why we’re completely fucked.

Also lol that he would ever serve in anything for anything.

*Musical sting*

What’s that?

It was from Case Western, fwiw, not livescience or fortean times. But yeah, it sounds so astounding i also have doubts. And yet. What a breakthrough.

Alzheimer’s is reversible.

Per the study posted yesterday which i do not have handy but some enterprising soul may care to search for.

Bring me the nip, boy.

This is awesome

Oooh Sexagesimal. That’s hot.

Now just relax . . and let the hooks do their work.

well, and this guy may do that, but I think he’s calling out all the millions of parents who don’t know how to do that. You’re talking about a vast swath of the population that has literally no idea what any of their passwords are. Or what to do when they don’t work.

I’m sure it’s crazy difficult to raise a son today anyway, but “if everybody jumped off a bridge” is always true.

It’s not even that.

There’s enough complexity around just one component to prevent what should be obvious.

What I know is this. My son just wants to play video games and talk to his friends. I just want to keep him safe. Somewhere between those two things, I’m supposed to become an expert in the convoluted parental control schemes of Gabb, Nintendo, Microsoft, and Xbox, while a stranger’s Christmas morning texts sit in my son’s phone history.

He can do both, just not at the same time. Or, bring back the LAN party. Those are the choices. Otherwise, yeah skeezy predators and nazi porn await. As if it wasn’t super obvious.

This guy, who is clearly more savvy than your average bear, is just discovering all the marketing hype about protecting children is bullshit. Wait til he finds out about protecting the earth.