The person smoking weed next to me with skin darker than my own, yes.

They’d be super offensés if they could speak a real language. Thanks for half our vocabulary, suckeurs.

Please, no. I need to believe there’s still a place where things aren’t worsening.

Haven’t you shown her the chart with the pirates? Can’t argue with science.

Philippines- and rosary-loving atheist here. She’s a keeper.

homo and sickle. kinda.

Anyone else get ptsd flashbacks to:

• “aitch tee tee pee ess colon backslash backslash…” or
• “the email address is all lowercase, all one word…”

When I used to come out of the closet as a teenager, this was a common response: “it’s not real” or “you’ve decided to do this”.

It didn’t occur to me I could have righteous indignation about it, but it did lead to me to a place where I’m still enthusiastically delighted/shocked/vindicated when straight people literally don’t care about gays, or aren’t disgusted by gays, or when they wish noncishet people happy anniversary.

Barack OSAMA is a soshaless and I WILL TERRORISM YOU and the like. Got it.

Omg I h9 this so fucking much

Actual scambaiting is the closest thing I have to religion these days

On the one hand, thank you for being an accessibility buddy. On the other, shall we also transcribe the number and web address of my spammer, too?

Reminds me how I didn’t know that ’til and till are both words until way too recently

Omg this is essentially me too. I just waited to lose my patience until this White Guys incident.

Is there still a pro revenge Lemmy community bc I have some ideas

Remarkably, yeah. I always get a little political text spam, but since early ’24 it’s been harassment.

EMPRESS is full on Elan Mask now as if this is 1930s Germany.

There’s no “Report Junk” on iOS Messages unless it’s an email address texting you.

It’s ALLLLLLWAYS new numbers and my long-curated block list already has hundreds of numbers.

You’re so much less unattractive with my feet on your face ☺️