Don’t be so robophobic gramma

Someone has already eaten an egg once so I’m closing this as duplicate

Spit take. Is that even fucking possible omfg what

Weed was my first guess ,but I know Americans can’t pronounce written French for shit so I knew I was wrong lol. Thank you.

Guess I did. What’s that?

When life gives you people

It’s for quartz—or ⁴⁄₄ for short—when you get it wrong tho

If it were the sound of the Concorde, may she RIP, I think it’s a loud I could tolerate. Sonic booms from like a city block away would relax my nerves.

Blåhaj is that you?

I’ve been watching my figure

expand

Wait—I could have been physically enjoying the torture, rather than getting off on the dom’s pleasure??

You also see a fair bit of 8001 iirc

Dbl check expiration pls & thx before this page refreshes. Also please don’t escape end-of-input characters.

The US was a federation: the rules depend on the state.

Yes my credit card numbers are all hexadecimal in length

Especially if you like green eyes

Oh I know him. What a weirdo. Fun guy tho. Did he move what’s his new address anyway?

In the ’20s tho? Not rly

Learning Sanskrit is the antithesis of a modern solution; the picture is the antithesis of this time-tested meme: