your first laptop also had, like, a megapixel screen, while the Steam Deck over here (checks notes) (checks notes again)

I already have a 200g 4 megapixel display in my pocket, with a battery that makes it go through the day. Stop building 1 (one) megapixel 750g dumbbells that can’t stay on and then add heft.

for 45 minutes straight

but the anger of those looking at whatever they wanted to see, but deep-fried

not only they’re not moving, they’re not moving in serial

When running it for the projected lifespan costs more in energy than buying a new one and running that one instead. Depending on where you live, your LGA775 boxes could be about a to become obsolete, or are well over a decade past obsolescence.

Division.

Sony Sixaxis. 256 degrees of being pressed on basically every button but two.

Anything that let’s me output 4 bytes per second without using my hands. OK, whatever, 2 bytes!

It sucks no matter how much you paid for it.

If only AMT was available in all Intel CPUs, lol.

About now

Oh, it will work fine, as soon as it issues it’s first cert without any reference to the identity, it wouldn’t even be needed until it’s expiry. But it’s easier to just not build it.

Hell no, I would never own a car.

tiny

Not to mention the blow to the nationalism.

I wouldn’t drive 20 minutes for $1000, let alone a mockery of an icecream.

significal overlap with natural stupidity

I’ve specified that because I’ve mainly played it on a 2013 Samsung Galaxy Note 3 (yes, wit a stylus), a FullHD beast that Steam Deck can’t even dream of matching even a decade later.

Slay the spire works fine on your previous phone. You know, that 3x lighter machine with 2x the pixel count you already carry everywhere anyway.