Oh no, you!


Very varying. It took me from an insecure teen to an insecure teen in an adult body. It also took me from an unemployed and poor dork to an employed dork.


Not sure how awful you would want to be in that situation, but with a lot more effort it could be even funnier without any words but a lewd picture instead, if your partner is up for it.


Consider this a polite notification that you probably wanted to reply to a comment, but accidentally replied to OP instead.


I understand. A Facebook friend request will do that to a person.


I can respect that; People have needs.
Although I would probably have assumed that a spam bot had gotten their login credentials.


I’m dad enough to suspect that my reaction to the stabbing would be “what the fork??”
And I’m 'tismo enough to seek corrective surgery to make sure the marks from the fork tines were in line.


I don’t blame you for ignoring it, but I read that as a request for confirmation whether they could remarry or not. I think I may have replied with the briefest confirmation possible and then refused any other contact.


No, because I knew her well enough to know it was a drama infused act.


If you have friends who play it, go for it. I never liked playing with randos. Honestly, I’ve grown bored with it, as I find it a bit repetitive, but doing stuff with friends who live far away is always fun.


Not that fucked up, honestly, but here it goes anyway:
Had a GF, we ended up breaking up. And it didn’t take much retrospective to realize how much better I felt once everything was over.
Anyway, due to loads of mutual friends we stayed in touch, and it was pretty drama-free, so it wasn’tas complicated as it could’ve been. Plus when I was in the army a couple of years later I was stationed pretty close to her and those friends. And in the weekends I didn’t have much better things to do than to hang out with them.
One weekend all of us were out getting drunk together. It was pretty fun, but I’m pretty sure that she was trying to get some sort of response/reaction from me as she was always physically closest to me and none of the others, and always found a way of making any topic a reference to when we lived together. Not sure if alcohol was part of her decision making, but honestly didn’t care, as I just ignored it all and focusing on having a good time with friends. As the small hours arrived and the bar was about to close she found some dude and became a heavy makeout session in public. When it was time to head home (or back to the garrison in my case) we all said our goodbyes. I don’t even remember if she was there or not, which should indicate how much I cared about what she did or didn’t do that night.
One of my friends asked me what I had to say about it, and I was relieved (and felt kind of clever about) that my earnest response was “Never before in my life have I felt so indifferent”.
After my mandatory service was over I moved away elsewhere for work, and we all basically split up. Then she contacted me out of the blue after a long while and said she wanted to visit me. I just told her straight up “No.” and that I had a life going on that didn’t involve her. Then there were some allusions to her self-harming, and I told her that her mental health was not MY responsibility and hadn’t been for a long time, but I was going to call her mom about it (they were really close). I just put my phone away as I heard some protests and fears in the other end. I had stopped caring about things like that from her long before that point. And that was the last time we spoke. 2007 or so.
And just for the record: I ran into one of our mutual friends a while back, and she’s still fine.
Or people ascribing a political or ideological context to something that doesn’t really have anything to do with it.
“This movie is too political correct” Just because Finn was black.
“This anime isn’t feminist enough”
“Rimworld is sexist”
This is why I could never enjoy Python.
“That’s not pythonic”


Yeah, looks like that exact segment shifted a little while printing. A typical culprit when it comes to localized adhesion issue is finger prints.


Grilled ham sandwich and pork nuggets both exist. And pork noodle soup does sound good.


I don’t think the chicken itself is involved when making scrambled eggs.


Water isn’t wet. In the same way my clothes aren’t clothed and bacteria aren’t sick.
I don’t do CSS, so all I see is <td colspan=“3”>
A safe or vault symbol as an indicator for safe keeping