Not too mention the lack of innovation. People don’t want the same phone for 2x the price.

They took the “don’t” out of that slogan years ago. When they decided they wanted to contract with the US military

I hadn’t. That is awesome.

VIM forever! Emacs is blasphemy!

I tell my users it’s magic. My job is to be a wizard. When I write new programs it’s coming up with a new spell.

Remove that /s and I agree, my current phone doesn’t have one but there are days I wish it did. Same for laptops no longer having a DVD drive.