Cardiologists probably hate fried food and energy drinks

sorry, but the closest thing to that I could find was a hello kitty punisher skull

Don’t worry, I’m sure they make peppa pig tactical patches

And/or it brings out the worst people

My expectations were low, but Jesus christ

What’s this about AI talking to kids?

Idk, lemme swing by and check rq

Update:

Give me the whole tiddy or give me death

Lol, why tf would I need to leave my payment info to verify lol? Gtf out of here with your scam bullshit

“why ain’t these russians speakin american?”

Ah yes Ukraine, a country so committed to the tenants of national socialism that it has a jewish president.

Hating a government =/= hating it’s people, calling me russophobic for being against the russian invasion of Ukraine is like calling someone antisemitic for being against what the Israeli state is doing to Palestinians. I hope this clears this up. Also, you’re calling me pro empire while defending Russian imperialism lol. Imperialism in general is bad, doesn’t matter who does it.

NASCAR

Boomers when someone wants to build a playground or a skatepark: “Noooo, that’s communism!”

Boomers asking the local government to subsidize their useless ass golf course: “Our community”

Why do our drones keep crashing into synagogues?

“I swear to God, I left my car for like 5 minutes and it crashed through a synagogue by itself”

Quite literally, his house is a giant trash can