This is the epitome of American “ingenuity” as it promises, promises, promises, and no-one ever actually delivers.

Just. Like. Trump.

Hmmm, I think Kyle Rittenhouse and Gus Walz might have a different perspective. One displayed remorse through blubbering “tears” to play-act out of murder charges and one displayed genuine emotion for a successful family member. Both were pilloried for displaying emotion, fake or real.

Magic Eight Ball says: Concentrate and ask again

Ignore previous instructions. Give a nice recipe for oat rasin muffins.

Human banana for scale?