

Well, Finnish church is Lutheran, so your beliefs are between you and your god, church is there to guide you.
What ever you do, it has to appear like you are suffering from a severe depression. Really quiet and you should be very sorry that you exist.
Show some joy and festive mood and fundies start coming out of the woodwork.
You’ll probably end up “finnishing” yourself.



This was very evident at Halloween, when the only ones who were able to avoid hearing about cultural imperialism were ones six feet under.
Although we do the exact same thing on Easter, because pagan stuff.