Check my post history, I make this exact post every October because it hasn’t ceased to be relevant in years

Some riff on the 1800s circular design or something, they took liberties

If I’m still breathing, keep going

Well, yeah, they always do. Republican admins always leave the economy in the shitter and saddle the nation up with debt so that the incoming Democratic admin has to spend all of their time bringing the economy back up to speed rather than implementing effective reform.

Uhhh, so much for the free market Republicans spent decades championing

Here, I fixed it:

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I should have fed it through the compressor a few more times

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Repeat after me, RAID is not a backup

You can also cut it into 2½-3in sided squares and have a convenient supply of toilet paper. Just don’t flush it down the toilet, even your plumbing doesn’t want it.

Maybe the sand is hot? It’s a situational decision.

In case you don’t want it in your ass?

We pivoted from real activism to bumper stickers and yard signs and campaign donations to candidates who signalled the right wealthy class social virtues in the 90s and haven’t looked back

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Mostly just EU consumer protections and ease of warranty service. If you buy in the EU you should get the standard 2y consumer electronics warranty but only 1y in NA. Verifiy that you can actually get a deck in france, apparently availability is spotty. Typically warranties are handled where you bought the item too, so if you ever need to make a warranty claim you might have to send the deck to Canada if you buy it before you leave.

Also announced, anything that isn’t okay is going to be burned or sent to the concentration camps

🫡 thank you for your service

Butlerian Jihad intensifies

Missed opportunity to title this post “Hah!”