I tried to keep posting, but it definitely felt like more people unironically hated it than anything so I stopped. I love him so much and his ability to keep impeccable time, don’t let the meme be a dream
I tried to keep posting, but it definitely felt like more people unironically hated it than anything so I stopped. I love him so much and his ability to keep impeccable time, don’t let the meme be a dream
Nevermind, please carry on his spirit
And you will do it wrong filthy poser, I… uhh I mean the dog knows tomorrow is Rulesday
Edit: Perhaps I treated you to harshly
I thought school was back in session in most places
Fuckass bird thinks he can eat my sweet cherries
The thing is, in the winter you can just keep layering. But in summer, you can only remove so many layers before you have to rip your skin off to remove another one. Also I should mention that I’m in California where we get +35C summers and winter is 15C. BUT PEOPLE HERE STILL SAY SHIT LIKE “Can’t wait for the warm weather! 😁” THE FUCK YOU MEAN “WARM” THIS SHITS ACTUAL HELL
Summer fans are not real, no way you guys enjoy a billion fuckin degree weather and sunburns that turn you to leather or the absolute swamp in your pants from being outside for more than 2 minutes.
Ok fed, you want me to believe that pluto isn’t a planet too? That they don’t just move shit around really fast when you take the elevator to a new floor? Nice try sweaty, this dog has a thesis on Thursday.
AND I AINT HEARING NONE OF IT❗️❗️❗️
Do you have a degree in time? Do you even wear glasses? The dog is right always
But it’s Thursday
How dare you use Da Bomb on me
Summer Enjoyers when they get 8th degree burns on their face after they pass out onto the concrete from heat exhaustion.
As I’ve said before. Quick brown fox is chill and comforting, like a pleasant autumn day at the park or perhaps a forest. Sphinx of black quartz is objectively a million times nerd shit and uncool. It tries too hard to be cool. Like a mom or dad trying to use the new slang that the kids have been throwing around. And because they don’t know how to use it, the slang is made to be out of place, uncool. Maybe if it was in the midst of some great, terrible, perilous story of bravery and heroics - a choice line said when it was most needed - it would be amongst good company. But it’s not. It’s just a sentence used to display the letters of the alphabet. So diluted and stale. Through this constant repetition, this constant exposure, it has lost potency. Venom in blood so carefuly exposed a hundred fold as to experience no symptom. But Quick Brown fox suffers no ill side effect, because it was bred for this purpose. It knows what it has been made to do and does it with pleasure.
Thanks for reading.
Pointless. He has always been right.
I always post on thursdays
HOLY SHIT! Mine had the same stupid-ass rule! It was the mid 2000s for me, and I managed to get myself in trouble ONCE. The yard duties told me that I had to spend the rest of my lunch in the multipurpose room instead of getting to leave for recess. And you know what I did? I sure as hell didn’t stay. I snuck out as discretely as I could because even at my small age, I knew that rule was bullshit. Never got caught, but I’m still salty that I even got in trouble in the first place. Thanks for reading.
Thursday is a novelty of its own
I don’t (or at least try not to) swear around my ma. She doesn’t like hearing them and that’s enough reason for me. Of course every once in awhile I may drop one purposefully, for the little kick of annoying my ma. I share some of her sentiment though. In general I think swearing can be a bit vulgar/unpleasant, so I don’t necessarily try to swear at every opportunity, but I do when I’m not around her.