At least you can unscrew it. My landlord put the pipe for the Lüftung where the fridge is supposed to go.

Germany.

Underneath? It’s a “rain” shower, it doesn’t matter how I stand.

I live in the sunniest part of Germany. Still happens.

I’ve just realised that because of my esophageal dysmotility I wouldn’t be able to eat in space.

I have a cleaning cloth on a carabiner. It’s meant for camera lenses but it’s great for my glasses.

Because “haha I do drugs” isn’t the flex some people think it is.

Revanced is the best, though. You can even tell it to skip sponsored bits and waffle.

Not enough black.

Garmin. They’re the best ones.

Could be never. After 2 years of trying to get fit again after having Covid it turned out I have Post Exertional Malaise and exercise literally damages my body.

Klootviool is kinda similar to Arschgeige. I don’t know what it is with violins and private parts.

Hegseth keeps firing generals who refuse to comply and he’ll continue to do so until he find ones that will.

The Russian scientists on the ISS are all Putin fans, though.

Russian astronauts have to be ardent Putin supporters (and they’re not allowed to talk to others on the ISS) but US astronauts don’t have to be MAGAts. Yet.

Eyes that are remarkably similar to human eyes but don’t work nearly as well, and nobody knows why.

That’s funny, we got our orange because he hated the other cats in his human’s household, but around the age of 12 he struck up a friendship with a kitty that looks remarkably like your wee one.

“I know you’re following me for my art content, but I just got divorced and…”

“Are you sad too? Let me know in the comments.” I will not let you know in the comments.

Giving birth. 0/10 do not recommend. Still have scar endometriosis 26 years later.