This is a great start, but this one is showing its age, and could use an update.

It never occurred to me that a government would pay a funeral home, but now that I think about it, it makes perfect sense for a government to collectively pay for the disposal of human remains, since everyone needs it, and it can’t be abused.

What does SLT mean?

Republicans would be upset about Wikipedia being censored if they knew how to read.

That is some serious dependency inversion.