That weird fish monster SB bought to be a friend for Gary. When it shoves a tentacle in his mouth…

All square snacks must be flipped into the mouth. Bite edge of snack, flip it (somehow, I got no idea. that’s my mouths job), chew. Repeat.

Eat chips and crackers normally. Square though? Must flip!

I wfh so my car is 99% of the time outside my house. It’s in the shop for a few days and no one is choosing to park in front of my house! I swear to God they must think I’m a raging hambeast or something, ready to screech out the window if someone parks there. It’s not MY spot. I don’t own it. Please park there when my car isn’t there! So annoying!

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Same! Watching AND taking pictures because that ain’t ever happening again.

Doddering old rapist pedo showing off his merch. How fucking embarrassing is this…

Imagine being Zelenskyy and having to go ask for assistance from THAT while your people are fighting for their lives…

I ordered a DQ blizzard once. Store is literally walking distance.

But I wanted it and didn’t want to go anywhere. And someone might need the money and it’d take em like two minutes so…

Yam Tits just heard the term, hence the sudden tariffs.

It represents everything they hate. CA ain’t perfect, but it’s got a lot of good stuff going for it. Especially that monster economy.

I like to rag on our state to the south friend-o, but it’s outta love for the pnw. You keep doing you because it fucking pisses off the Pedo Party and that’s awesome.

When this asshole finally dies or goes to jail (please), we might as well burn the place down and start over. You ain’t ever getting the stench out the walls…