Lots of people throw the rind in stews and sauces. It adds umami. So now I gotta fish out the bay leaf and a microchip.

Yeah, pigs don’t like to be corrected. Or made to look like they don’t know what they’re doing.

Hand starts shaking when he can’t update once an hour.

swivel the faucet into the middle position and dispense water directly onto your floor

Or directly into a bucket.

A parabolic orbit for ISS? So she shoots out into space? ISS has a pretty much circular orbit maybe a little elliptical. Parabolas are open.

Same happened to the terms “political correctness” and “social justice”. The meaning gets twisted into something grotesque by think tanks and then it’s shipped out to talking heads so Billy-Bob can regurgitate it at the water cooler.