I heard child labour was legal in the US again? Or is this not in Arizona?

You read all of the news?

And I thought satire was dead.

Yeah, but propelling them out of the solar system just sounds like the kind of fake-ending that ends up with the super villain coming back stronger in a decade. Have we learnt nothing from science fiction? You have to destroy your foes whilst you can.

Stage one: get off the internet.

Stage two: ???

Stage three: Profit

It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society

So true

You get used to it. It feels just like normal shower gel after a while.