Went to enterprise and rented a car that had literally 4 leaking tires and they filled them all up to 55 psi before handing the car over. This photo was taken after the 30 minute drive home.
Called and took the car back in for service only to get the same car, same 55 psi on all wheels, and same major leak in the rears. Went to another enterprise location to get a normal car instead 2 days later. Really took me back to my first car, but it’s a lot less fun when it’s not even yours and the “fix” is just dangerous overpressure.
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First off, I think you might have been confusing “tiger” with a “cougar”.
A cougar is commonly referenced as an older lady with an above average sex drive, usually single and “on the prowl”.
To inflate a cougar it is generally recommended to first offer them 3 or 4 strong alcoholic cocktails. Once the cougar has consumed them they are generally more receptive to general flirtations such as -
“Wow, I can’t believe you’re single!”
Or
“I love your leopard print pants, they look great!”
If those don’t seem to work you can always try the popular -
“I’ve never been with an older woman”
Although I recommend this final one as a last resort, as the cougar might perceive this as a criticism on her advanced age, causing her to feel bad about the grown children she has that never call anymore, or remind her that gravity has long since conquered her bodies will. However, many cougars will take this as an instinctual cue to educate you in their no doubt extremely extensive knowledge in the act of one night stands and sexual gratification.
Once the cougar has been properly inflated the possibilities are numerous, though not endless.
Tips - if successful, be sure to have an Uber ride ready for the cougar to take her back to her territory before either you or they have sobered completely. This will ensure both your safety and hers in the event the harsh realities of existence happen to become clear again.
Always make sure the cougar doesn’t come in contact with you outside of these circumstances, as it can be humiliating for both you, and her children (should they happen to call).
Is there anything else I can help you with?