The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 day agoSafety firstmedia.piefed.worldimagemessage-square133fedilinkarrow-up1480arrow-down13
arrow-up1477arrow-down1imageSafety firstmedia.piefed.worldThe Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square133fedilink
minus-squareSundray@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-27 hours agoShop worker: “Clear your weapon sir.” Customer: “Ain’t loaded.” Shop worker: “Sorry, store policy.” Customer: “Fine” (clears weapon, ejects a live round) “Oops! How’d that get in there.” Shop worker: (Puts the ejected round into the jar) “How can I help you today?”
Shop worker: “Clear your weapon sir.”
Customer: “Ain’t loaded.”
Shop worker: “Sorry, store policy.”
Customer: “Fine” (clears weapon, ejects a live round) “Oops! How’d that get in there.”
Shop worker: (Puts the ejected round into the jar) “How can I help you today?”