AI: The grift that became a cult.

Well, as long as it’s near the bowling alley.

“Oh shit!”

I’m always happy to see bad news for Tesla (and by extension, Elon), but they’ve survived so much despite their mismanagement it feels like we’ll never be rid of them.

“Psst. Drop snacks.”

“Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You’ll know when the test begins.”

Especially the version with carnivorous marshmallows!

I prefer to think of him as “Subject C”.

Try to look like you might have cocaine on you.

(Sorry man, I got nothing 😔 )

You know, I laughed when my boss said I had to take ladder training…

It’s still out there. Watching. Waiting. Uh… Winking?

My neighbor’s pool is looking like a liquid tree, nobody’s writing articles about him.

Instructions unclear, installed Liquid Swords.

“Hey, Rid! Are we in the director’s cut or what?”

Can’t be a Source-based soup, tho’:

One of the few benefits of going out is getting to reward oneself with a cheeky little nibble.

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My brain is too smooth for modal environments. I require one mode or fewer.