fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 20 hours agoWhat is in your pockets?mander.xyzimagemessage-square56fedilinkarrow-up1496arrow-down118
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minus-squareFartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.comcakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up102arrow-down1·19 hours agoUnfortunately they aren’t legally obligated to eat your ass.
minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up63·18 hours agoYet. Vote for me and I’ll make it the law of the land.
minus-squareFartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.comcakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38·18 hours agoFinally a politician who supports my interests.
minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18arrow-down1·edit-214 hours agoCop 1: * Bang Bang Bang! “We have a warrant to search the premises for contraband.” Homeowner: “Let me see that warrant. Ok seems in order.” *undoes belt, drops pants, assumes the position. “READY? START EATIN’!” Cop 2: "This jobs got it’s ups and downs that’s for sure. *eats ass with gusto Cop 1: “Fucking perv!”
minus-squarehunkyburrito@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·16 hours agoIs it bad that I interpreted the “bang bang bang” as Cop 1 shooting a gun at first
minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 hours agoNormal if you are an American.
minus-squareThat Weird Vegan she/her@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·edit-215 hours agoi… just realised they WEREN’T shooting, because of your comment.
minus-squareX@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·16 hours agoDoing the work of the people, you got my vote.
minus-squareGeneralDingus@lemmy.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·19 hours agoVery unfortunate
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·19 hours agoWe should add that change in with all the other police reformation that should happen.
minus-squarebobs_monkey@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·17 hours agoYou could always hand them a spoon, but your results may vary
minus-squareenchantedgoldapple@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down2·17 hours agoHappy cake day!
Unfortunately they aren’t legally obligated to eat your ass.
Yet. Vote for me and I’ll make it the law of the land.
Finally a politician who supports my interests.
Cop 1: * Bang Bang Bang!
“We have a warrant to search the premises for contraband.”
Homeowner: “Let me see that warrant. Ok seems in order.”
*undoes belt, drops pants, assumes the position. “READY? START EATIN’!”
Cop 2: "This jobs got it’s ups and downs that’s for sure.
*eats ass with gusto
Cop 1: “Fucking perv!”
Is it bad that I interpreted the “bang bang bang” as Cop 1 shooting a gun at first
Normal if you are an American.
i… just realised they WEREN’T shooting, because of your comment.
Doing the work of the people, you got my vote.
Happy cake day!
Very unfortunate
We should add that change in with all the other police reformation that should happen.
You could always hand them a spoon, but your results may vary
Happy cake day!