• SippyCup@lemmy.ml
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    1 day ago

    You would need to gradually speed up the chicken, and keep it there for quite some time.

    Spin launch. You put your chicken in a centrifuge and spin it up to something like 1500 miles per hour with an open cockpit. Then after a few minutes of ablative cooking you release the capsule towards your intended victim.

    I suspect an air fryer might give you better results though.