One that always annoyed me is when it is around the holidays, when stores advertise gifts for men. They always assume a guy is into toilet humor, beer humor, assuming they’re a lumberjack who needs to survive out in the wilderness, are into bbq-ing all of the time so gotta have those available all year around for some reason.
Even when I used to have identified myself as a guy, I never once fit into any of those traits. Just because guys grow beards, doesn’t always mean they’re chopping wood somewhere and always wearing plaid.


Funnily, in ancient roman times having a big dick made people think you were a dumbass who was only good at fucking.
Yeah the satyrs had enormous dongs because they were animalistic sex maniacs while learned people demonstrated their mild temperment by having modest genitalia. Michaelangelo’s David is a famous example of the latter. Disappointed to not see the former in Disney’s Hercules.
You wanna see Danny Devito’s massive dong?
Had definitely been hoping for some magnum dong