Washington, Washington
Six-foot-eight, weighs a fucking ton
Opponents beware, opponents beware
He’s coming, he’s coming, he’s coming
[Verse 1: Cox + Combes]
Let me lay it on the line, he had two on the vine
I mean two sets of testicles, so divine
On a horse made of crystal, he patrolled the land
With his mason ring and schnauzer in his perfect hands
Here comes George, in control
Women dug his snuff and his gallant stroll
Ate opponents’ brains, and invented cocaine
George Washington song by https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRom1Rz8OA
by brad neely