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      14 hours ago

      Yep I think pops here has this one, us Millennials grew up with leet speak, it already was a thing in the 80s.

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        I remember it well.

        The newspapers were apoplectic about the coming millennium bug Armageddon (hospital equipment was all going to crash because programmers encoded a date as two digits to save what was then rather sparse memory and storage space, and everyone was going to accidentally become of negative age and all timers would temporarily give very wrong answers.

        COBOL programmers: there’s a serious issue with banking and other business systems and we need to concentrate on this above above other issues to resolve it
        Managers and newspapers: ARMAGEDDON!
        COBOL programmers: we’ve got this.
        Newspapers: nobody is doing anything about it! Armageddon!
        COBOL programmers: It’s a lot of work but we’re cracking on, we’ve been working at it a while and it’s going to be tight and we’re going to need to put in some overtime, but really, we’ve got this.
        Newspapers: OH FUCK LITERALLY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO CRASH

        Millienium dawns. Some slight issues remain. Most important systems already patched and fine. Society does not crash.

        Newspapers: There was no millennium bug after all!
        COBOL programmers: no, there was, but we fixed it like we said we needed to and then we did. Boy, that was hard work.
        Newspapers: It was ALL A HOAX.
        COBOL programmers: no, it was a problem and we fixed it.
        Newpapers: CELEBRITY WOMAN WEARS DRESS.
        COBOL programmers: we just see the world differently, I guess. Can I retire early with all this emergency business critical overtime money?