Why so cruel and violent
A little thought for students who have exams right at the start of the new year ✨
For the first hour of today (Sunday) I would have bet money that today was Saturday.
I only know what day it is by my travel. I knew today was Sunday because I knew Sunday is the day I fly. Otherwise I would’ve thought it was Saturday.
Wondering why tf I didn’t take all of next week off instead of just the 1st and 2nd.

Are you rich? Do you work for the government? Are you at school? How are you getting so much time off?
I don’t know, but my entire office has been empty for the past week and there’s not a hint of traffic on my commute.
Why cheese?
Every holiday party I’ve been to in approximately ever has a cheese plate. So much cheese. Glorious, glorious cheese.
Uh, that’s a good plan for today






