Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella penned an AI-heavy blog post to close out 2025, leading to widespread mockery and a brand new moniker for the big M.

Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella penned an AI-heavy blog post to close out 2025, leading to widespread mockery and a brand new moniker for the big M.

  • I Cast Fist@programming.devEnglish
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    2 days ago

    I’m sure the shareholders will be suuuuper happy to learn that Micropilot Copilot 365 Copilot Azure Copilot Copilot Teams Copilot is now on 111% of every WinCopilot install, which will totally mean great profits.

    • 73rdNemesio@infosec.pubEnglish
      14·
      2 days ago

      But just in case, let’s lay off 5-10% of our workforce again this quarter just to further drive home how profitable we are!