I think that ordering of calculation was taught around 5th grade back in my day (11yo)

Why didn’t he ask MS-AI, or GPT or whatever the fuck, why people aren’t impressed? I’m sure the answer is exactly what he’s looking for

The GOAT right here

There are a few that are actually fun as games, Tifa Tanx2 being the only example that comes to mind, it’s a fun Kung Fu (NES) like beat’em up with easy combos. There are even some work-safe gameplay videos of it on YT

A lot of the games are visual novels, this is where you find a decent variety of styles, though a lot of them use daz3d models, which I don’t like. I’d wager that hentai games are like 60% VNs, 30% RPG Maker, 10% everything else

Hentai games are my guilty pleasures in that regard

I guarantee you that 50% of those would go out of their way to defend the interests of the rich assholes

Obligatory tutorials. Make it a choice.

QTE “final bosses”. Seemed to be a much bigger problem in the PS3/360 era.

“Open world” or “Sandbox” games that don’t care about your progress, where it’s painfully obvious that your actions don’t matter at all. Yes, this is mostly about Starfield

Games where you can win by a landslide but the computer/story goes “Hah, you were just lucky!”

If it would be available in stores like nintendo, I doubt people there would be much issue regarding high price.

Depends. I still remember when the PS4 price was unveiled in Brazil. Back then, it cost the equivalent of ~1700 dollars

Uh, social media? Would forums count as social media? What about boorus (plenty of specialized ones, like e6 for furries, sankaku for AI and reposts without tags)?

I know you can find all sorts of NSFW groups on telegram, with a significant portion being scammy. I suppose you could also look for ERP guilds in MMORPGs

There’s a story about how Zhuge Liang, a general and strategist during the Three Kingdoms period, protected a city from a 150,000 strong enemy army by hiding his force of 100 soldiers, leaving the gates wide open and playing a lute atop them, in plain sight of the enemy general. The enemy saw that, thought “No way I’m falling for this trap” and retreated.

That never happened, but Cao Cao did pull a similar feat against Lu Bu - the town had dense forests nearby, where forces could effectively hide. Lu Bu retreated the first time, but came back the next day and attacked, only this time Cao Cao’s soldiers were actually hiding in the forest and fought Lu Bu.

Aren’t those considered disorders, tho? Like XXX or XXY

LucasArts did some of the best Star Wars games. I loved Jedi Outcast, best jedi experience out there, and X-Wing Alliance thanks to the amount of ships the game gave you

I’m pretty sure a lot of pirate download sites do that already

About tree fiddy

Can’t be worse than the shitshow he’s doing

He’s afraid he’ll have to open his golden parachute before he can finish setting up his yacht flotilla

• is free to play
• runs on potato computers
• runs on potato phones
• easy to play with friends
• has new games experiences every day

I think the 2 last points are what really end up making it such a success with kids - low attrition to start and lots of different games in one place. It takes 2 clicks to go from a parkour race to a pet care sim.

When you’re targeting kids, your graphics should be easy to understand. Bright colors, simple shapes, it’s enough. If you think about it, those graphics wouldn’t be too different from what a kid can usually draw.

Pretty sure Club Penguin only let you choose from a predetermined list of ready phrases, it worked well afaik. Roblox could do that, but something something engagement

I don’t even

I was surprised that both Grok and Gemini 2.5 got it right once, only to fuck it up on the refresh

Ew, undersmencht dna