I’m pretty sure a lot of pirate download sites do that already

About tree fiddy

Can’t be worse than the shitshow he’s doing

He’s afraid he’ll have to open his golden parachute before he can finish setting up his yacht flotilla

• is free to play
• runs on potato computers
• runs on potato phones
• easy to play with friends
• has new games experiences every day

I think the 2 last points are what really end up making it such a success with kids - low attrition to start and lots of different games in one place. It takes 2 clicks to go from a parkour race to a pet care sim.

When you’re targeting kids, your graphics should be easy to understand. Bright colors, simple shapes, it’s enough. If you think about it, those graphics wouldn’t be too different from what a kid can usually draw.

Pretty sure Club Penguin only let you choose from a predetermined list of ready phrases, it worked well afaik. Roblox could do that, but something something engagement

I don’t even

I was surprised that both Grok and Gemini 2.5 got it right once, only to fuck it up on the refresh

Ew, undersmencht dna

Yeah, nothing says “this person will repay their loans” like looking at their face and nothing fucking else.

I love how you can just call it capetalismo in portuguese, capeta = devil

GREETINGS FELLOW HUMAN, I AM A NON THREATENING HUMAN, NO NEED TO AVOID BEING NEAR MY PRESENCE

Better title:

Passkeys: still trying to explain why it’s worth the hassle when it isn’t

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NTH: Hello everyone, I just found out this old game, Elder Scrolls V Skyrim, it looks super cool!

Wow, it sure is a unique _game experience! I’m ordering a deluxe account right now!!

Well, EX-CUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME if my password combination made of gun numbers is too cool to be left unexposed!

RIP Kolanaki’s SNES

I loved Secret of Mana and on several playthroughs, the hardest boss, for me, has always been that damn tiger in the witch’s castle. When it zig-zagged like a spike ball, the chances of getting wiped were huge. One hit = unconscious.

Printers worked better back then. Also the cartridges came with more ink lol

Me no get it

I’d ask for royalties or whatever it is for use of my likeness

In ex Spanish or Portuguese colonies, where having 2-4 family names is common, that happening would mean someone in your (extended) family did it

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