Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoScientists discover a treatment that will let you live to be 1000 but it also turns you into a reptile. Do you do it?message-squaremessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up122arrow-down15file-text
arrow-up117arrow-down1message-squareScientists discover a treatment that will let you live to be 1000 but it also turns you into a reptile. Do you do it?Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square42fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·1 day agoNope, I’ve been fighting my own mind for over 4 decades and possibly have another 4ish to look forward to. Lizard or not, tacking another 919 years onto my life sounds like torture.
minus-squareChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 day agoPlenty of celebrities and highly paid athletes commit suicide, wealth cannot cure depression. Same answer.
minus-squareSlowy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 day agoMaybe being a lizard is the change in lifestyle you need
minus-squareDaftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·edit-21 day agoListen to this person, dey know.
minus-squareotter@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoWe can hear your claws clickety-clacking those keys, “citizen”. 😶
Nope, I’ve been fighting my own mind for over 4 decades and possibly have another 4ish to look forward to. Lizard or not, tacking another 919 years onto my life sounds like torture.
What if you were wealthy?
Plenty of celebrities and highly paid athletes commit suicide, wealth cannot cure depression. Same answer.
Maybe being a lizard is the change in lifestyle you need
Listen to this person, dey know.
We can hear your claws clickety-clacking those keys, “citizen”. 😶